Friday, February 10, 2006

yet another inane questionnaire

1. How tall are you barefoot? - 5' 10"

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? - no

3. Do you own a gun? - about the biggest one you've ever seen dingleberry

4. Rehab? - for what? i can quit when i want.

5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? - never met any parents ever, including my own

6. What do you think of hot dogs? - try not to

7. What's your favorite Christmas song? - either run dmc's "christmas in hollis" or mr. garrison singing "merry fucking christmas"

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? - water, coffee, diet coke

9. Do you do push-ups? - occasionally

10. Have you ever done ecstacy? - yes

11. Are you vegan? - i don't eat poultry or red meat, whatever that makes me

12. Do you like painkillers? - of course

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? - get them drunk

14. Do you own a knife? - butter

15. Do you have A.D.D. - jello

16. Date Of Birth ? - october 24

17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. i buy too many cd's when i'm drinking
2. it's a beautiful day to stay in bed with the blinds drawn
3. where have all the cowboys gone

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
1. cd's
2. martini
3. potato chips

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. water
2. coffee
3. diet soda
4. beer
5. gin

20. What time did you wake up today? - 11:40 a.m.

21. Current hair? - wake-up style

22. Current worry? - southerners

23. Current hate? - buddha says not to hate

24. Favorite place to be? - my room, my bed, my imagination

25. Least favorite place to be? - wal-mart

26. Where would you like to go? - minnesota!

27. Do you own slippers? - no

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? - right here and/or dead

29. Do you burn or tan? - yes

30. Last thing you ate? - delicious triscuit crackers

31. Would you be a pirate? - absolutely

32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? - this morning

33. What 3 songs do you sing in the shower?
1. "i swear" by all-4-one
2. "afternoon delight" by starland vocal band
3. "i feel like a woman" by shania twain

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as as a child? - kaiser wilhelm ii

35. What's in your pockets right now? - one hand, the other one is typing a stupid quiz

36. Last thing that made you laugh? - just went to the bathroom and looked at my penis

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? - voltron, bitch

38. Worst injury you've ever had? - never really been injured. i'm timid.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? - 2

41. Who is your loudest friend? - my surround sound system

42. Who is your most silent friend? - my cat

43. Does someone have a crush on you? - my great aunt

45. What is your favorite book? - "he's just not that into you"

46. What is your favorite candy? - never met one i didn't like

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? - taps

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? twisted sister - "i wanna rock"

49. What were you doing 12AM last night? - drinking alcoholic beverages

50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? - when it's inflicted on others, yes


currently listening to:
suffrajett

suffrajett (2003)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh when reading your answers to the survey...I especially like #33...since I know you so well I can really appreciate the sarcasm. I really like #2 under 33...makes me think of a certain "Arrested Development" episode. OK, back to work now, and listening to some old G&R CD's...takes me back to the good old days...Sweet Child O Mine, Patience, November Rain, Paradise City, Welcome ot the Jungle...sometimes I miss Axl Rose...regardless of how insane he may be (which really, might have been a large part of his appeal). :) Love ya, Jill (AR)

Phillip said...

i remember an mtv movie/music awards show a few years ago where "guns n roses" (with only axl and the drummer from the original lineup) played... axl wasn't exactly his old self. those were some rockin' times though, for sure.

"afternoon delight" was indeed inspired by a.d. :O) great episode as well.