- drink paint
- scar myself with a (lit) cigarette
- watch "american idol"
- eat KFC
- attend a high school football game
- lick a frozen flag pole (ala flick)
- shave my nether regions while blidnfolded and drunk
- get a bikini wax
- fuck an unconscious homeless person
- buy enron stock
- vote republican
- go to a monster truck rally
- join the army national guard
- go to the keg on sorority night (local thing)
- rent and watch "the dukes of hazzard"
- listen to fm radio
- watch mtv, vh1, etc.
- subscribe to "sports illustrated"
- join the nra
- wipe my ass with a brillo pad
- tattoo "mother" across my chest
- be an elementary school janitor, or lunchlady
- change my name to sunshine and spend a month in prison
- go hunting
- attend a cockight
- be locked in a room with steven cojocaru for one hour
i don't like the olympic games.
currently listening to:
dios (malos) (2005)