1. How tall are you barefoot? - 5' 10"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? - no
3. Do you own a gun? - about the biggest one you've ever seen dingleberry
4. Rehab? - for what? i can quit when i want.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? - never met any parents ever, including my own
6. What do you think of hot dogs? - try not to
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? - either run dmc's "christmas in hollis" or mr. garrison singing "merry fucking christmas"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? - water, coffee, diet coke
9. Do you do push-ups? - occasionally
10. Have you ever done ecstacy? - yes
11. Are you vegan? - i don't eat poultry or red meat, whatever that makes me
12. Do you like painkillers? - of course
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? - get them drunk
14. Do you own a knife? - butter
15. Do you have A.D.D. - jello
16. Date Of Birth ? - october 24
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. i buy too many cd's when i'm drinking
2. it's a beautiful day to stay in bed with the blinds drawn
3. where have all the cowboys gone
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
3. potato chips
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
3. diet soda
20. What time did you wake up today? - 11:40 a.m.
21. Current hair? - wake-up style
22. Current worry? - southerners
23. Current hate? - buddha says not to hate
24. Favorite place to be? - my room, my bed, my imagination
25. Least favorite place to be? - wal-mart
26. Where would you like to go? - minnesota!
27. Do you own slippers? - no
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? - right here and/or dead
29. Do you burn or tan? - yes
30. Last thing you ate? - delicious triscuit crackers
31. Would you be a pirate? - absolutely
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? - this morning
33. What 3 songs do you sing in the shower?
1. "i swear" by all-4-one
2. "afternoon delight" by starland vocal band
3. "i feel like a woman" by shania twain
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as as a child? - kaiser wilhelm ii
35. What's in your pockets right now? - one hand, the other one is typing a stupid quiz
36. Last thing that made you laugh? - just went to the bathroom and looked at my penis
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? - voltron, bitch
38. Worst injury you've ever had? - never really been injured. i'm timid.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? - 2
41. Who is your loudest friend? - my surround sound system
42. Who is your most silent friend? - my cat
43. Does someone have a crush on you? - my great aunt
45. What is your favorite book? - "he's just not that into you"
46. What is your favorite candy? - never met one i didn't like
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? - taps
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? twisted sister - "i wanna rock"
49. What were you doing 12AM last night? - drinking alcoholic beverages
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? - when it's inflicted on others, yes
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