- mission accomplished
- brownie you're doing a heckuva job
- noone predicted the levees would break
- noone could have imagined them hijacking airplanes
- iraq sought to buy yellowcake uranium from africa
- saddam has denied access to u.n. weapons inspectors
- iraq has weapons of mass destruction
- we know exactly where they are
- freedom is on the march
- we will be welcomed as liberators
- i'm a uniter not a divider
- i released all my national guard records
- social security is in serious and immediate jeopardy
- iraq has aided al qaeda
- cost of his medicare bill
- i'm against nation-building
- the vast majority of my tax cuts go to people at the bottom
- the united states does not torture
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
pubic hair lies
yesssssss.... george bush lies. someone said to me today "okay, name ONE bush lie". after a moment of silence in which i experienced a w.o.p.p.e.r.-style tic-tac-toe brain meltdown, i came up with this list of quotes off the top of my head:
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so how did the 'someone' react to that? :)
as always there were alot of "wells..." and "ums...." and some talking points. it's so easy to refute anything a modern-day republican comes at you with that it's not even fun anymore. still satisfying though :)
I'm feeling so uninspired at this exact second, that I briefly considered cross-posting my MySpace comment as well as my posts. But that's just ridiculous. Even if it was a lot funnier than this one.
ha, you may as well. let the scant few who read my blog enjoy your comments.
--"I'm a man of peace."
--"No one wants war."
--"I quit drinking."
--"I choked on a pretzel."
--"We are doing every thing we can to help Louisiana." (Did he even say this?)
--"I am not a crook." (Not Bush, obviously, but if he did say this it would be a lie.)
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