Monday, November 14, 2005

...with trees and flowers and chirping birds

somebody please give me a reason not to go timothy mcveigh on this fucking town. everything i bear witness to on a daily basis signals that i live among apes. do i think i'm better? yes. and considering how inherently self-deprecating i am and how little respect i have for myself, that says something.

i would prefer living among real apes actually. i want a tarzan vacation. i want the jane goodall experience. go ahead chim-chim, throw a turd at my face. it's better than what goes on here in hte hub (huh) city.

8 comments:

A said...

I agree that there is something seriously wrong with this town. i think it has something to do with the locals thinking it's the greatest place ever.

Ian McGibboney said...

You noticed that too, Phillip? It seems to getting exponentially worse. I can't wait to call myself an expatriate.

Phillip said...

i propose a mass exodus to minneapolis.

el Bow said...

I'm not saying don't do it, but if you do, the survivors will dismiss you as insain and elevate the dead to martyrs.

Phillip said...

i would never actually kill people

Ian McGibboney said...

Minneapolis seems like a cool place to go--I was supposed to go until Rita hit--but I'd rather live on the west coast. I hate the cold. Maybe we could have two mass exoduses?

Phillip said...

let's just call it "rats from the sinking ship '05"

Ian McGibboney said...

Let's hope there are no Leo Dicaprios on this Titanic.