Thursday, September 29, 2005

buttocks, buttocks everywhere

my, how the female ass grabs your attention in ads. this particular one seems to target men (or lesbians) whose only prerequisite for potential female companions is that they have an ass, and like looking out the window. a "proven compatibility test"? as long as she has that ass we're compatible! i could feel insulted by this -- how dare they reduce males to knuckle-dragging ass-oglers. we have souls dammit! but i know they're right. appeal to the lowest common instinctual denominator (sex), especially in men, and we're hooked. show us food or boobies and you have our undivided attention.

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