here's my impression of republican questions directed at john roberts during his supreme court hearing:
- what is your favorite color?
- just how great was ronald reagan? (that was an actual question)
- president bush's popularity seems to be growing like a kudzu vine. your thoughts?
- if i had two apples, and my friend bobby ate one, how many apples would i have left?
- concerning roe v. wade and stare decisis, don't you think bo brice got robbed?
- what should brittney name her baby?
- do you support abortions for penguins?