Wednesday, July 13, 2005

joys of parenthood

i came up with a new diet to add to my weight loss methods. it's called the cat crap diet. essentially, you get a cat (or several, depending on how much weight you need to lose), feed it nothing but dairy products and table food, put its litter box in the kitchen and just TRY to brave the eminations en route to the fridge. guess where the inspiration for this idea came from.

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