forgive me father for i have sinned, but i don't give a flim-flam-flume about the space shuttle. i am of course all for science and space exploration, but it pushes other more front-pageworthy news to the back burner. just another weapon of moron distraction. obfuscation! robots!
apparently i can't handle any type of sweet alcoholic drink anymore. i tried drinking margaritas this weekend and had to quit after one (-and-a-half pitchers). i can drink crown on ice all night, but can't handle an alcoholic slurpie. ladies, you can have them.