in re: politico
things aren't going very well for the party of lincoln (ha!) these days/daze, nor are the prez's efforts to keep his motives clandestine.
this is a VAST left-wing conspiracy. the real culprits are 9/11, newsweek, p.e.t.a., dan rather, hollywood, environmentalists, non-whites, non-christians, not being able to know the un-knowable, the internets, people who hate our freedom, pbs, barbara boxer, numbers, spongebob squarepants, and facts.
damn that un-knowable!
i'm seriously considering ditching my lollapalooza trip and vacationing at gitmo this summer, so i can keep on rocking in the free world.
today is the one-year anniversary of me starting this job.