i would like to be able to call someone and say "jeeheeeeesuusss what's up". take jesus on a skiing trip - watch him wakeboard on water. play softball with him, and when he makes an error scream "dammit jesus!". other fun things:
- what the hell, jesus?
- for christ's sake jesus!
- "jesus" on speed-dial
- email@example.com (probably already exists)
- to: jesus from: santa
- jesus is having trouble sharing with the other children
- going to see mel gibson's the passion with jesus
- getting jesus to carry you on the beach, leaving one set of footprints (postcard possibilities abound)
- jesus: "i can't spend money on you because jesus saves"
- no jesus, it's not you it's me
- me: "oh god" jesus "yeesssssss?"
- all work and no play makes jesus a dull boy
- what if jesus grew up to be a pagan? or gay?
- jesus, hit this
so that's my contribution to blasphemy this week.