Monday, March 21, 2005

god hates fags and i hate america

happy anniversary iraq war. good thing saddam attacked us on 7-11 or this war would not have been justified.

this weekend i drank and slept. apparently not enough because i'm cranky. so cranky, in fact, that i will say that i do, in fact, hate america. why shouldn't i? because we're better than most other countries (someone has to explain that to me)? fuck that, and you. lots of countries are free but aren't populated by disgruntled abused children who willfully succumb to obvious propaganda if it nurtures the chip on their shoulders.

par example - quote from bill o'reilly (who has his own show on the number one-rated cable news channel in america):

You know, the Founding Fathers didn't write anything into the Constitution about gay marriage. Because back then, if you were gay, they hung you.

So -- you couldn't get married 'cause they put you in the rack. You know, if you were runnin' around wearing a chartreuse hat, you were in lots of trouble. So, we didn't even have to worry about these people gettin' married because if they come out of their closet in the log cabin -- somebody'll shoot them in the head.

any editorial required on that one?

no it's not everyone. it's about half. is that supposed to be comforting? bah. whatever. i'm cranky and suffering from a sever case of bedlust.

i watched the ten commandments saturday night. it was great. i think i'm going to start going to church again because a story like that HAS to be true. charlton heston is very credible as a religious figurehead. his nra stance is just life imitating art (from my cold dead hand rameses).

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