Thursday, March 24, 2005

box fort fox trot

suggestions please. i have a really big cardboard box that my treadmill came in and i have no idea what to do with it. i was thinking of making a fort, or a clubhouse (no girls allowed. like that would ever be an issue), or maybe a life-size cutout of myself. i just can't throw such a big box away can i? i could ship myself somewhere.

i could also do a staged reading of jumpin' jack flash in my apartment.

i heard a great idea on air america about a way to screw credit card companies. everyone gets myriad credit card offers in the mail, and instead of throwing them away, which i would assume most people do, we should use the postage-paid return envelope. just seal it and mail it - it's only (how much is postage these days?) cents, but if it becomes a mass movement then those predatory lending bastards would lose money. i hate credit card companies. they raped my cousin.

i'll be away for a few days visiting a lady friend in texas, so i may or may not be able (or willing) to blog. i'm sending you all virtual methadone to help ease the withdrawals.


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