homochicanery

tinky-winky, buster bunny, spongebob squarepants, and now.... shrek. the traditional values coalition (who would have thought they'd be anti-gay with a name like that) issued the following (short) press release:

Parents Beware: 'Shrek 2' Features Transgenderism And Crossdressing

ThemesSummary: The DreamWorks' animated film, "Shrek 2," is billed as harmless entertainment but contains subtle sexual messages. Parents who are thinking about taking their children to see "Shrek 2," may wish to consider the following:

The movie features a male-to-female transgender (in transition) as an evil bartender. The character has five o'clock shadow, wears a dress and has female breasts. It is clear that he is a she-male. His voice is that of talk show host Larry King.

During a dance scene at the end of the movie, this transgendered man expresses sexual desire for Prince Charming, jumps on him, and both tumble to the floor.

In another scene in the movie, Shrek and Donkey need to be rescued from a dungeon where they are chained against the wall. The rescue is conducted by Pinocchio who is asked to lie so his nose will grow long enough for one of the smaller cartoon characters to use it as a bridge to reach Shrek and Donkey. Donkey encourages him to lie about something and suggests he lie about wearing women's underwear. When he denies wearing women's underwear, his nose begins to grow.

An earlier scene in the movie features a wolf dressed in grandma's clothing and reading a book when Prince Charming encounters him. Later, one of the characters refers to the wolf's gender confusion.

TVC's report, "A Gender Identity Disorder Goes Mainstream," explains the transgender agenda and the effort to deconstruct the biological reality of male and female. DreamWorks is helping in this effort by promoting cross dressing and transgenderism in this animated film.

it's great that the tvc knows what a "she-male" is, but does having the voice of larry king arbitrarily make you gay? i picture larry king when i'm trying to prolong sex. he's the new baseball. but gay? what about all the marriages and children? he really does the "protect-the-sanctity-of-marriage" crowd proud with his seven marriages.

what other cartoon characters are turning children gay... do the male superheroes on justice league have to wear tights and capes? why is tom continually chasing jerry? and what kind of homo rapist is wile e. coyote? there's a show on nickelodeon called the angry beavers - how much more femi-nazi dykey can you get? and you KNOW that jimmy neutron the boy genius is all about the BOY PENIS.

won't someone please think of the children?