- sleep off hangover
- calisthenics and mild masturbation
- make punch bowl full of bean dip, eat with spoon
- cook anything that had parents, serve in a bucket
- order sandwich measured in feet
- smear brightly-colored face paint on... i guess my face
- drink miller lite - dream about twins (but not conjoined, bunny)
- stay vigilant during halftime for boobies
- buy mannequin to high-five at random times during game
- rent and watch mannequin - wish mine would come to life and love me
- watch football game on the television machine
- scream "fuck" precisely on the hour and half-hour
- five minutes after "fuck", yell "woo"
- when game ends, run outside spraying beer on self, act jubilant, rub nipples
- back inside, see if pbs is re-running reading rainbow or newshour with jim lehrer
- hot toddy, say prayers, go to bed
in all (some) seriousness, i want philadelphia to win because rush limbaugh said once that donovan mcnabb was overrated by the media because he was black. also i like chunky soup.
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