darwin saves!

tomorrow is darwin day. the birthday of charles darwin. i love darwin. i'm going to do some carnal evolving. i'm going to walk around wal-mart saying "darwin loves you brother". i'm going to make a t-shirt that says "man + nipples = evolution". i'm going to get a monkey and name him "grandad". i'm going to cruise the ull biology department, pick up a girl, and go on a carbon date. i'm going to hurl trilobite fossils at people. opposable thumbs christians!