Self-deprecation, quiet desperation, societal malapropisms, mild anthropophobia, inhalant-induced hallucinations
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
mcnudity
mcboobies! which biscuits are we photographing? hugh hefner likes heifers, and wants to compare mcdonald's gray meat with his own. mcdonald's girls and mcdonald's food: both will be fatty, give people heart attacks, and are only good after a night of heavy drinking. wan' get me summa dem' dar taters (in best sling blade voice).
what about other fast-food chains? don't the queens of burger king feel slighted? the wendy's rear-endies? the taco bell tacos? the pizza hut sluts.. or, pizza hut pies? hopefully the girls aren't as crusty and greasy as the food.
is this better or worse than playboy's search for the women of wal-mart? i think it's worse, because at least the wal-mart gals were able to make up some of that salary gap between themselves and wal-mart male employees with boobie money
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