i'm registered ladies... *wink
i'm thinking about the president's car ride to the debate tonight at arizona state. it's pretty well-known that asu is rated #1 among party schools in the country (i believe that's a playboy scientific find, so you know it's money). as such, i'm picturing george bush, staring out the limo window, barely able to sit still and chomping at the bit to get his hands on a beer bong.
he will be that puppy dog going on it's first ever car ride, running back and forth on the seats with excitement, trying to look out of every window at once, just dying to get out and sniff all the wonderful crotches.
meanwhile his staff does its best to keep the president on message. karen hughes has a mild taser and is trying to calm him down with sporadic electroshock. karl rove, bitch-slapping bush, yells "pull yourself together man!" condoleezza is updating her resume on monster.
and in a west virginia medium-security prison, martha stewart plays handball with the wall street crowd. what in the world?
album of the jour: apples in stereo velocity of sound
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