generally i try to avoid soft drinks for the high-sugar content, but i found a new reason to dislike dr. pepper this weekend. i saw commercials featuring leann rimes, reba mcentire (more like hack-entire. score!), and b2k (i feel dirty just typing those three characters in a row) singing their versions of the soft drink jingle. i think it's pretty fair to say that when you lend your celebrity to a cola, your artistic integrity ranks somewhere between milli and vanilli. i remember seeing cyndi lauper do a dr. pepper commercial as well. of course n'sync (again, i feel dirty) did a chili's commercial... and maybe mcdonald's? can't exactly remember.
celebrity endorsement - what better evidence is there that it's all about the benjamins.
sammy sosa likes pepsi.... maybe i should like pepsi too! who the fuck is sammy sosa?
hey america, let's form a think tank whose sole purpose is to invent new ways of selling out. an algonquin round table of greed, as such.
also, dennis hastert (speaker of the house - third in command) is a screaming sheep fucker.
there is now a tag board amidst the right column brickabrack if you want to unleash some sentiment non-specific to any post. my wife has an inner ear infection.
album of the jour: dressy bessy pink hearts yellow moons
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i believe the difference between sosa and jesus was that jesus didn't cork his cross
There is some kind of funky Sammy Sosa thread going around...Sergei over at The Lowland Seed had a dream about him!
Hope your wife's inner ear is feeling better, and that it isn't screwing up her equilibrium, equirl...aw, f-- it...BALANCE.
pisser - her ear infection is clearing up, but from now on i'm using a condom. live and learn.
pusboy - let's open a bar when we get to hell
i've always wanted to have a bar and name it "sluts -a- plenty"
Damn funny post and comments!
First round at "Sluts..." is on me.
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