not funny ha-ha, but funny

i check out cnn.com sometimes just to see what they consider news, and today on the home page under the "top stories" heading were the following news bits:

• Beer Belly Bandit strikes again
• Web site offers after-death e-mail
• Dreams fueling space tourist industry

then, if you sift to the "world" news page, you can find the following story:

Iran insists nuclear program is peaceful

what is going on? am i insane? don't answer, let me repharse. am i insane because i think nuclear weaponry is more important than a fat bank robber?

my theory is that mother nature is sending all these hurricanes to florida because they fucked up the election.

well, not so much a theory as a wild-eyed, foundless, hangover-induced grouping of words i know.

album of the jour: sing-sing the joy of sing-sing