Friday, September 24, 2004

can you lick me now?

i succumbed to modern technological trendy bastardism and got a cell phone. i think i arrived at the cellular party fashionably late enough. now i can audioblog from the club, from some stranger's bedroom, and eventually from jail. i thought about getting the camera flip-phone but i wouldn't go a month without breaking it. the one i bought looks like i could drop it at least a couple of times, which is likely considering my predilection for all the drunk-dialing.

who doesn't like the drunk-dialing?

speaking of which, the case awaits.

5 comments:

Pisser said...

I don't think they'll let you have the phone in jail, unless you manage to hide it in a certain anatomical location, but I'll bet they strip search you, too. And if not, they we will be getting some very disturbing booty calls, so no jail for you ;)

Phillip said...

as it happens i do store certain accessories in certain compartments, but that particular one is currently occupied by... ummm.... i guess what used to be tostitos. usually when i go out i have the foresight to clean out the trunk to make room for things i'll need in prison. it makes me very popular in the public pens.

nongirlfriend said...

We are so going to drunk dial you during nongirlfriend lezfest 2004!

Phillip said...

do it - i'll put on my chastity belt and whip out my little pink mafia membership card for safety's sake

Elizabeth said...

Oh Phizz...we will drunk dial your ass!