i just got out of our monday meeting and the boss referred to the fiscal year as the "physical" year. i want to hear him say "nuclear".
i've had it with meat. from now on nothing but raw vegetables and nuts. maybe fish. and eggs since i'm pro-choice. i don't eat swine. mace windu told me pigs and cows are "filthy animals", and i won't eat filthy animals anymore. i'll live like them, but i won't eat them. no more! even when they come with cheese and a side dish of dem 'taters (ya shudnt'a dun dat ee just a boy). nope. i'm vegetarian, i am out of the closet... or the meat locker. eff you national cattlemen's beef association!*
*funny that there is such a thing. i bet the conventions have ambulances standing by with defibrillators.
and frankly i'm also getting pretty tired of tolerating all the lactose.
album of the jour: the smiths meat is murder
couldn't resist.
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Me too. I went to the store this weekend and I knew I needed protein but I was standing there looking at the meat, going....
ew.
Tofu city, baby.
i drink red bull and vodka every weekend. i'll be fine. i'll just buy a bunch of starkist. sorry flipper.
Jagerbombs. Limit them or you'll be sorry, but there's your taurine. Or cat food. Wait - that's got meat, so that would defeat the purpose.
phizz has the iron stomach when it comes to alkie-hall, but the mere smell of jager will make me head for the hills (or stalls, as the case may be). bad bad freshman year experience.
But you can't taste it among all those nasty bubble-gum flavored bubbles. Am I the only person, btw, who is surprised every time you pour that stuff out and it's yellow, not red?
it's the whole idea of a licroice-flavored liqueur.... or a licorice-flavored anything. it's disgusting. give me the hard stuff or give me death. or both, whatever.
yeah. another for the team. i eat fish. i'm told they're like swimming bugs when it comes to their ideal of their own mortality and soul.
also, for quickies: morningstar farms could be your best friend. look for 'em in the frozen food aisle.
peace!
carissa
If it has a thorax, it's a bug. I don't care what it walks on or swims in.
crustaceons are delicious, but alive they just look like giant bugs to me.
thanks for the recommendation carissa, i'll check it out.
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