Monday, September 18, 2006

Mood: irritated

Have you ever noticed the day after you smoke pot you get agitated easily? That's how I felt today, only I didn't get high yesterday. Not on the sabbath, no sir.

All I could dwell upon was how uninspiring and useless my job is. How many people are passionate about their jobs? Surely not janitors, or Hollywood types. Most people? It's a comfoting thought -- that everyone's miserable and I'm not alone.

I watched a bull-riding competition yesterday while bored (obviously). Those guys have to love what they do. Why else put yourself in a position for such potential bodily injury?

It's fun to watch cowboys get stomped by bulls. Fox should start a show about ti: "When hamburger fights back". Now I just need some CGI special effect scene depicting the colonel getting henpecked (not figuratively) to death. My ears want painful screams with a southern drawl, the lily white suit blotched red!

Why is the big purple McDonald's character named Grimace? Because he's not entirely fond of watching ground meat rendered from cows enmasse, that's why.

Dr. Phil-good's presecription: new Yo La Tengo, xanax, and internet clips of people hurting themselves while skateboarding

Currently Listening to:
Yo La Tengo

I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass

Very stellar, btw.


Ian McGibboney said...

I tend to dislike people who like their jobs, because it either means 1) there's something innately wrong with their sense of happiness or 2) they've lucked out by doing something they love and are smug about it. Or I'm just jealous. One or the other.

Phillip said...

Amen to that.

Phillip said...

Same thing with people's relationships.