Sunday, April 16, 2006

happy birthday jesus!

1. When was the last time you had sex?
what is this "sex" you speak of

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
you mean when using a public toilet? either with my foot or not at all.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
always

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
my left hand

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
time, medication

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
paul giamatti



7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
onions

9. Do you crack your knuckles?
sporatically

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in head?
my downstairs neighbor is a bitch

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
she's crazy

12. What are your super powers?
the ability to blame anything on myself

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
yes

14. Where the fuck are your car keys?
probably with my car, wherever it is

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
mine, and mine

16. What's your most annoying habit?
annoying... to me or others? probably the same, drinking

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
breaux bridge

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it? sean hannity

19. What is your best physical feature?
boobies

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
burnside project

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
water, diet something, spilled mystery liquid

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
none

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
i don't do either, much less simultaneously

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
"my humps"

28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and when?
definitely go back in time, to fifth grade, assuming i could maintain my current knowledge

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
"the empire strikes back," although i don't like star wars. that one was a real downer, so i like it.

31. What OCD qualities do you have?
i wash my hands 20-30 times a day

32. How many kids do you want to have?
three, and i'd like to own some additional people

33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
judy dench

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
even if they aren't

35. What do you do when no one is watching?
plenty -- noone is ever watching

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
jared from the subway commercials

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
blaze

38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
astro pop

39. What is your favorite kids movie?
the goonies

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
duran duran

41. Have you ever been in love?
no

42. Do you talk to yourself?
for interesting conversation

43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
me, to see where i'd go

4 comments:

Ian McGibboney said...
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Ian McGibboney said...

1) The year certainly had a 2 in it.

2) With my foot. Which is also how I pee, oddly enough.

3) In Lafayette? You need a seat belt just walking around!

4) My blog

5) Air

6) Ian McGibboney

7) Tomato or taco sauce

8) Why is there no #8?

9) Constantly

10) Drops of Goddamn Jupiter

11) No, because Phil Collins is drowning it out

12) Ironically self-deprecating cockiness

13) Doublemint, of course

14) With the truck I no longer have

15) Dubya's, to see if he can read

16) Writing is my most annoying habit

17) Someone else's car

18) Michael Jackson...I'm a huge fan, but I'm also a fan of irony and he doesn't have a nose

19) The muscles not available for viewing by the general public, such as my brain

20) Totally MAD CD-ROM collection

21) Shelves, cold air (usually) and turkey

22) Freedom

23) God did tell me that

24) Yes, I do agree that that is the secret of life

25) No, and people who do suck

26) The cure for cancer

27) "Naked" by Deborah Gibson

28) 1984. Good year.

29) That's like trying to pick my favorite orgasm...it just can't be done

30) Absolutely never. Well, maybe once.

31) Washing my hands after playing on an oily public computer

32) Have for what, tea?

33) Lindsay Lohan

34) I've done it before...but probably not

35) Have sex

36) Myself...no one else would come close

37) In a blaze on my bed, at a very old age and surrounded by adoring fans with gasoline

38) Whatchamacallit

39) The Goonies

40) Michael Jackson. Taped it off HBO in 1992.

41) In retrospect, probably not

42) Constantly

43) Of course

Phillip said...

come on ian, you gotta re-post the questions with the answers. i don't have the patience to scroll up and down that much. help me help you!

Courtney said...

1. When was the last time you had sex?
less than a year, more than a day

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
with tissue

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
always

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
why yes, a few people

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
patience

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
some chick from a soap opera



7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
shrimp

9. Do you crack your knuckles?
every once in a while

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in head?
Check Up On It

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
I hate Beyonce

12. What are your super powers?
the ability to justify anything

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
wintergreen

14. Where the fuck are your car keys?
in my purse

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
I liked Ian's.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
drunk dialing

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Memphis

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it? My ex's wife, she is a bitch

19. What is your best physical feature?
boobies

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Booty Jams

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
water,taco bell sauce, vodka

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
none

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
not well

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Ridin Dirty

28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and when?
three years ago when I met my ex. I wouldn't have gone on a date with him knowing what I know now

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
don't have one

31. What OCD qualities do you have?
I have a lot of them

32. How many kids do you want to have?
zero, I just want kitties

33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Bam Margera

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
sure

35. What do you do when no one is watching?
pick my nose

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Drew Barrymore

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
in my sleep

38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
they still make all my favs

39. What is your favorite kids movie?
the little mermaid

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Dave Matthews

41. Have you ever been in love?
yes

42. Do you talk to yourself?
all the freakin time

43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
yes, the same person that I want to punch in the face.