1. When was the last time you had sex?
what is this "sex" you speak of
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
you mean when using a public toilet? either with my foot or not at all.
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
my left hand
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in head?
my downstairs neighbor is a bitch
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
12. What are your super powers?
the ability to blame anything on myself
13. Peppermint or spearmint?
14. Where the fuck are your car keys?
probably with my car, wherever it is
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
mine, and mine
16. What's your most annoying habit?
annoying... to me or others? probably the same, drinking
17. Where did you last go on vacation?
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it? sean hannity
19. What is your best physical feature?
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
water, diet something, spilled mystery liquid
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
i don't do either, much less simultaneously
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and when?
definitely go back in time, to fifth grade, assuming i could maintain my current knowledge
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
"the empire strikes back," although i don't like star wars. that one was a real downer, so i like it.
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
i wash my hands 20-30 times a day
32. How many kids do you want to have?
three, and i'd like to own some additional people
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
even if they aren't
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
plenty -- noone is ever watching
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
jared from the subway commercials
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
39. What is your favorite kids movie?
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
41. Have you ever been in love?
42. Do you talk to yourself?
for interesting conversation
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
me, to see where i'd go