what is this "sex" you speak of
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
you mean when using a public toilet? either with my foot or not at all.
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
always
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
my left hand
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
time, medication
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
paul giamatti
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
onions
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
sporatically
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in head?
my downstairs neighbor is a bitch
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
she's crazy
12. What are your super powers?
the ability to blame anything on myself
13. Peppermint or spearmint?
yes
14. Where the fuck are your car keys?
probably with my car, wherever it is
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
mine, and mine
16. What's your most annoying habit?
annoying... to me or others? probably the same, drinking
17. Where did you last go on vacation?
breaux bridge
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it? sean hannity
19. What is your best physical feature?
boobies
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
burnside project
21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
water, diet something, spilled mystery liquid
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
none
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
i don't do either, much less simultaneously
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
"my humps"
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and when?
definitely go back in time, to fifth grade, assuming i could maintain my current knowledge
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
"the empire strikes back," although i don't like star wars. that one was a real downer, so i like it.
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
i wash my hands 20-30 times a day
32. How many kids do you want to have?
three, and i'd like to own some additional people
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
judy dench
34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
even if they aren't
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
plenty -- noone is ever watching
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
jared from the subway commercials
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
blaze
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
astro pop
39. What is your favorite kids movie?
the goonies
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
duran duran
41. Have you ever been in love?
no
42. Do you talk to yourself?
for interesting conversation
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
me, to see where i'd go
4 comments:
1) The year certainly had a 2 in it.
2) With my foot. Which is also how I pee, oddly enough.
3) In Lafayette? You need a seat belt just walking around!
4) My blog
5) Air
6) Ian McGibboney
7) Tomato or taco sauce
8) Why is there no #8?
9) Constantly
10) Drops of Goddamn Jupiter
11) No, because Phil Collins is drowning it out
12) Ironically self-deprecating cockiness
13) Doublemint, of course
14) With the truck I no longer have
15) Dubya's, to see if he can read
16) Writing is my most annoying habit
17) Someone else's car
18) Michael Jackson...I'm a huge fan, but I'm also a fan of irony and he doesn't have a nose
19) The muscles not available for viewing by the general public, such as my brain
20) Totally MAD CD-ROM collection
21) Shelves, cold air (usually) and turkey
22) Freedom
23) God did tell me that
24) Yes, I do agree that that is the secret of life
25) No, and people who do suck
26) The cure for cancer
27) "Naked" by Deborah Gibson
28) 1984. Good year.
29) That's like trying to pick my favorite orgasm...it just can't be done
30) Absolutely never. Well, maybe once.
31) Washing my hands after playing on an oily public computer
32) Have for what, tea?
33) Lindsay Lohan
34) I've done it before...but probably not
35) Have sex
36) Myself...no one else would come close
37) In a blaze on my bed, at a very old age and surrounded by adoring fans with gasoline
38) Whatchamacallit
39) The Goonies
40) Michael Jackson. Taped it off HBO in 1992.
41) In retrospect, probably not
42) Constantly
43) Of course
come on ian, you gotta re-post the questions with the answers. i don't have the patience to scroll up and down that much. help me help you!
1. When was the last time you had sex?
less than a year, more than a day
2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
with tissue
3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
always
4. Do you have a crush on someone?
why yes, a few people
5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
patience
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
some chick from a soap opera
7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
shrimp
9. Do you crack your knuckles?
every once in a while
10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in head?
Check Up On It
11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
I hate Beyonce
12. What are your super powers?
the ability to justify anything
13. Peppermint or spearmint?
wintergreen
14. Where the fuck are your car keys?
in my purse
15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
I liked Ian's.
16. What's your most annoying habit?
drunk dialing
17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Memphis
18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it? My ex's wife, she is a bitch
19. What is your best physical feature?
boobies
20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Booty Jams
21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
water,taco bell sauce, vodka
22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
none
25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
not well
27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Ridin Dirty
28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and when?
three years ago when I met my ex. I wouldn't have gone on a date with him knowing what I know now
29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
don't have one
31. What OCD qualities do you have?
I have a lot of them
32. How many kids do you want to have?
zero, I just want kitties
33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Bam Margera
34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
sure
35. What do you do when no one is watching?
pick my nose
36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Drew Barrymore
37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
in my sleep
38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
they still make all my favs
39. What is your favorite kids movie?
the little mermaid
40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Dave Matthews
41. Have you ever been in love?
yes
42. Do you talk to yourself?
all the freakin time
43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
yes, the same person that I want to punch in the face.
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