Tuesday, January 31, 2006


here's the plan: we trash the environment through fossil fuel emissions and deregulating refineries, global warming causes temperatures to rise (at least initially), and increasing home heating costs are irrelevant because you don't need the heater anymore.

we render the medicaire and medicaid programs ineffective, the ill and infirm all die off, premiums go back down. ingenius.

we demonstrate the ineffectiveness of big government by inflating it ourselves, then cry "look! government doesn't work! we must privatize! down with regulation and oversight!"


jenny said...

well, reaching revolution by letting the system destroy itself is one way of doing it. :)

Ian McGibboney said...

Phillipses, it is at this point that my loving-Jewish-father caricature sits you down, takes away your liquor, and gives you a great idea for wiping out the mother ship.