wanted: robitussin

today i am ill. not in the usual put-this-man-on-lithium way -- i'm sounding very baritone, on new yea'rs eve of all days. regardless i AM going to enjoy myself this evening. antibiotics and the other plethera of over-the-counter medicine i'm garbling aren't meant to be taken with alcohol but to them i say MEH. i like to make memories on new year's eves and i don't want this one to entail me watching ryan seacrest's new year's rockin' eve while making out with a kleenex. if anyone has a get-well-quick scheme please divulge. as of now my only plan is to drink shots. white diamonds.