ways to earn money working for yourself

• day trader
• loan shark
• sports gambling
• shoplifting
• pyramid scheme
• take surveys online!
• sealing envelopes
• prostitute
• children's daycare (need pediasure)
• elderly daycare (need regular ensure)
• grow/sell pot in closet
• sell black market babies
• donate bodily fluids (my precious bodily fluids)
• learn to knit, sell knitting
• secret shopper
• unlicensed discount surgeon