eviscerate the proletariat

i almost went to see a movie yesterday. what is wrong with me? who in their right mind would pay eight bucks to sit in a room for two hours with strangers, listening to them eat and talk and annoy, and then have to miss parts of the movie while you take a piss? is it just because the screen is big and the sound is loud? i have that at my house, thanks. and i only charge five bucks.