random thoughts, or what i like to call "talking poitns"

it's about enough with the inauguration, but some random thoughts:

• i would absolutely violate the bush twins' sexuality if given the opportunity.
• lord, deliver us from the perception of evil...
• be a republican first, american second (or third, or not at all)
• somehow we will war it up with iran, despite the lack of troops
• the right is probably going to get fucked in the mid-terms, because of the social security thing
• "freedom" and "liberty" are only punch lines
• tyranny is the new terror (mentioned 5 times in speech)
• iraq was not mentioned once
• god bless protesters
• laura bush always looks like she's on percocet. she may be a cyborg.
• we'll continue to feel very smart for the next four years just by keeping up with politics