Tuesday, January 25, 2005

i miss dangerous otc stuff

remember metabolife? wasn't it awesome? i could take two and sustain consciousness during a night of heavy drinking for a few extra hours. it was like legal cocaine. cut it up, snort it, cook it in a spoon, free-base... it makes me lament regular nights of heavy drinking (but not that much).

i never actually tried to use it for weight loss. at that time i was in college and ran up credit card debt paying bills, and spent every cent of disposable income i had buying alcohol. the sign of a true juice junkie - you buy vodka before food. priorities. anyway, it wasn't a lifestyle conducive to obesity so i used the diet pills as supplements to partying.

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