this is lame. but i didn't do it normally - i lied. i'd be happy to give credit to someone's blog, but i've seen it about ten different times and wouldn't know who to list. just browse the blogroll. again, lied:
three names you go by:
1. no means no
2. fluffy
3. get out
three screen names you have:
1. phizz
2. deadgayson
3. loveitwhenyoucallmebigpoppa
three things you like about yourself:
1. self-deprecation hobby
2. conceitedness
3. ether addiction
three things you dislike about yourself:
1. oversized penis
2. out-dated wardrobe (skidz)
3. inability to love
three parts of your heritage:
1. french
2. mohican
3. hobbit
three things that scare you:
1. republicans
2. crustaceans
3. overstock.com lady
three of your everyday essentials:
1. sharp things
2. pine sol
3. porn (ography)
three things you are wearing right now:
1. a cowboy boot
2. batman mask
3. hospital i.d. bracelet
three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
1. sexual intercourse
2. duck meat
3. riding a dog
three things you want in a relationship:
1. big left boobie
2. vuhgina
3. don't talk so much
two truths and a lie:
1. evolution
2. i will die alone
3. creationism
three things you just can't do:
1. get my groove back
2. drink jagermeister
3. watch network television
three of your favorite hobbies:
1. macaroni pictures
2. anonymous and random drunk-dialing
3. giving vodka bottles filled with water to bums
three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. eat an entire wedding cake
2. fuck a bagel
3. let the dogs out
three careers you're considering:
1. sperm doner
2. elementary school teacher
3. methamphetamine dealer
three places you want to go on vacation:
1. magical mystery tour
2. spring break when i'm sixty
3. scarborough fair
three kids names:
1. fred
2. hashbrown
3. super mario
three things you want to do before you die:
1. date an asian girl
2. have a disease named after me
3. put my seed in someone's belly
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