something else i find hilarious is how everyone says the president is so "resolute" and did a good job of "staying on message". they are right in a way. but the reason he supposedly stays on message is because that little message of his is the only combination of words he knows.
if i sit in a corner staring at the wall saying "pretty bird, pretty bird, pretty bird" over and over again it's not because i'm resolute, it's because i'm fucking daffy.
jaw-dropper of the day (pun intended. read this and think about it):
A vehicle so extreme in its power, so incomparable in its appearance, that it defies any attempt to place it in a traditional category. Simply stated, HUMMER(tm) gives new meaning to the word invincible.
In keeping with its famous heritage, HUMMER(tm)Fragrance For Men is masculine with rugged and adventurous attributes. This classic yet bold new fragrance for men embodies all that HUMMER(tm)is.
i'm exhausted. tgif bitches.
album of the jour: !!! louden up now
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"because that his little message is the only combination of words he knows."
Priceless. And so true.
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"because that his little message is the only combination of words he knows."
Priceless. And so true.
webmiztris.diaryland.com
But....how can this be? Sephora carries GOOD brands, not a freaking brand extension of the saddest penis extention on wheels? And, um, what are you doing on the Sephora web site anyways?
Hilarious - Bush - Daffy - Scary - note to self: must check on Tahitian immigration laws and that Russian Mafiosos looking for American brides web site...
bunny - i like to keep up with fragrance trends. ironic considering i don't use cologne.
pusboy - all right up there with old spice and that j-lo odor they bottled.
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