Wednesday, September 22, 2004

grand-ish tetons

i found this quiz by reading shanna's blog - all credit where credit is due. for the females you can get your boobie names, and for the lonely among you, i am...

Your Penis Name is: The Bald Avenger
yes, it's true... i am the bald avenger. my secret identity is thusly blown (snap!).

cold mountain - i get the whole odyssey correlation. it wasn't terrible, but if you're going to watch a movie paralleling the odyssey then watch o brother where art thou (she done up an' r-u-n-n-o-f-t).

nicole kidman flashed a little nee-po in this movie (obviously cold, not so much a mountain). i'm not that enthusiastic about the nipple anymore. high school and college were niptastic times. nowadays i look at the female pacifiers and have about the same reaction as looking at my own. that's not right.

i still at least appreciate a good boobie, but it's not the same. is this what getting older is like? you stop appreciating nudity? damn you internet! you and your busty german frauleins...

and latina housemaids and turkish amputees and hermaphroditic midgets and strap-on donkey-punchers...

i need psychotropic drugs. i'm going to go snort air freshener in the bathroom.

album of the jour: the like young so serious

i know alot of people secrete bodily fluids over the white stripes (jack white had a bit part in cold mountain by the way), but with all due respect, fuck them. if you want to listen to a good boy-girl guitar-drum group check out the like young. they record their albums in their living room. bless their hearts.

pssst, meg... this is what "keeping the beat" sounds like.

11 comments:

Murph said...

At first I was disappointed when I also got The Bald Avenger because everyone knows there can only be one Bald Avenger. Then I used my full first name and got Gummi Worm ... uh, no thank you. Then I used first, middle and last and got ... GODZILLA. I can live with that.

Also, my blog name delivers Bavarian Beefstick - booyahkasha.

And, yes, White Stripes are overrated. They probably still don't have enough good songs for an album.

Anonymous said...

It named my boobies Abercrombie & Fitch...

Uh, no thank you.

Anonymous said...

It named my boobies Abercrombie & Fitch...

Uh, no thank you - I'll pass!

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Phillip said...

come on murph no cheating - just admit that you are Gummi Worm, trusty sidekick of the Bald Avenger. i guess my sidekick should really be named Grapes, but whatever. i'm jealous of Bavarian Beefstick - that's awesome. when i entered my internet name it came out ss "Big Lebowski" and my real full name turned out "Anaconda". not very original names, but they could be worse (gummi worm, for instance)... haha

if i had bressesses i would name them captain and tenille

john bender said...

All Hail! My penis name came out to be"Danny DeVito"
Dammit!

bunny said...

He's bona fide.

We thought you was a toad.

Sheesh, I could quote that freaking movie for the rest of my life. Currently we're having a Coen bros. debate on the Netflix forum linked on my blog. A friend has hypothesized that Marge Gunderson gave oral favors to the Asian guy. Feel free to visit and share your favorite Coen bros movies, etc.

Anonymous said...

My boobies have been christened Dessert and Dinner, or as I shall now refer to them, the double-D's :)

Jenny
On Top of the World

nongirlfriend said...

I'm Abercrombie & Fitch boobs.

Rachel said...

I'm Darth Vadar...

I must be gay...Cum on the dark side Luke... MMMMMMMM!

bunny said...

Dixie and Daisy send their regards. If they were a penis, they'd be Harry and the Hendersons. My drag queen name is Sofonda Cox. My hippie chick name is Pheonix. My stripper name is Ophelia, not to be confused with my porn star name, which is Asslee Bendover. I'm thinking this makes me a back-door Betty, which I most certainly am not. But in the porniverse, maybe I am.

Shanna said...

The Bald Avenger - omfg - I'm laughing my freakin' ass off at that one. What a *great* penis name!