i wanna get hurt!

in honor of my new say anything... dvd, here are a list of things that depress me:

1. pretty girls
2. saturday afternoons
3. weekday morning fog
4. body hair
5. fm radio
6. weekends
7. auto repair shops
8. farms
9. other people's cooking
10. compassionate conservatism
11. okra
12. home depot, lowe's, etc.
13. the man show
14. clairvoyance
15. stupid rich whores
16. local news
17. gravel
18. empty mcdonald's containers on the side of the road
19. get-rich-quick infomercials
20. mtv
21. charlie's angels
22. dramatization
23. documentaries on the lives of rich people
24. network reality tv
25. overzealous hope
26. the nra
27. mississippi
28. "beware of dog" signs
29. tables for one
30. being drunk
31. being sober
32. tractors
33. road construction
34. burning leaves
35. industrial parts of towns
36. texas
37. family gatherings
38. items being sold on the side of the road
39. people who go crazy for fall foliage
40. unappreciated placation
41. girls gone wild
42. the monetarily wealthy
43. ups drivers wearing shorts
44. atv's
45. overdraft fees
46. librarians
47. mountain dew
48. styrofoam
49. women's clothing departments
50. beauty salons
51. dreams that are just a little too good