Lindsay Lohan: Fire down below? Fire in (around) the hole? I can't pick a title!

My bookie is going to knee-cap me. Lindsay Lohan does NOT, in fact, have a freckled firecrotch, with carpet matching curtains. DAMNATION! For me that was her one last possible redeeming quality. You can see the pictures on that link. Plain as tall Sarah.

Currently Listening to:
The Thermals

The Body, The Blood, The Machine (2006)