anger mgmt

a supposed coping mechanism for dealing with anger is to write a letter to the source of your ill ease and destroy it. and then all is well? methinks not. the catharsis doesn't come unless you hit that "send" button (or drop it in the box, whatever). would you read the first 3/4 of a james joyce novel? fuck no -- joyce is boring and you wouldn't read word one. the peculiar ducks like me (that's "ducks," with a "D" assholes) understand the comparison though.

i'm just irrationalizing personal knee-jerks. begin fallible sucks. not being able to admit it would suck harder right?

1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?
diet dr. pepper, water, copius amounts of red bull

2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
giant tortoise

3. Who's your favorite redhead?
neko case

4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
garcon, coffee!

5. Last book you read?
"the chocolate war" -- robert cormier

6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend's list?
almost everyone, soon enough everyone.

7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
elastic waistband, doesn't inhibit my junk, fits.

8. Describe the last time you were injured.
drunken chacanery

9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck in the middle of a jungle?
probably jenny sweden, despite having never met her

10. Are there any odd things that make you feel uncomfortable?
only normal things make me uncomfortable

11. Are there any weird things that turn you on?
a-plenty

12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
a giant, gaping vagina

13. Soda?
diet something with caffeine

14. Flavor of pudding?
pistachio (also favorite nut)

15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
puffy

16. Prescription medication?
love the Rx

17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
that giant white flying dog from "the neverending story"

18. How many people are on your friends list?
36

19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
most.. i guess

20. What are you listening to right now?
johnny cash

21. Most recent movie you've watched:
"capote"

22. Name 3 things you have with you at all times:
watch, throwing stars, guilt

23. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
give

24. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
i've never had a hot-for teacher

25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
move that gigantic cotton candy!

27. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
the charisma

28. What's your favorite town?
funkytown

29. Favorite kind of cake?
cup

30. What's the first word that comes to mind right now?
ovule

31. When was the last time you saw your mom in person?
mardi gras

32. What makes you feel like puking?
nausea

33. Who got you to join myspace?
obviously i don't know otherwise i'd be serving time for having murdered them.

34. What did you have for dinner LAST NIGHT?
lean cuisine motherfucker

35. How long have you been at your current job?
2 years in june

36. Is Tom on your friends list?
he deleted me

37. What's the last thing you said out loud?
ubie-doo

38. Look to your left, what do you see?
blake babies poster

39. Who is the last person who spent $100 on you?
me

40. Who's your favorite villain?
michael bay

41. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
borrow clothing? i don't think guys really do that.

42. What's the last piece of clothing you bought?
underwear from goodwill

43. What phrase makes you laugh no matter where, when or how?
"you said you didn't like the grease from fried bacon, so i boiled it."