Tuesday, January 24, 2006

wire-tapping, jerking off

george says the former is necessary to protect americans. i agree. that's why f.i.s.a. exists, that's why you can obtain warrants posthumously within 72 hours, that's why virtually every request for a warrant has been approved by the f.i.s.a. court. where's the rub? why do it ILLEGALLY when measures are in place to do it legally and easily?

is it possible they're not just intercepting international calls as they claim? seriously, probably not. george is very trustworthy. sometimes quakers fly planes into buildings. sometimes i fuck a fresh can of crisco while listening to steve winwood.

jack abramoff's father chided george clooney for his remarks about abramoff at the golden globes. apparently abramoff's daughter was watching and was brought to tears (what is it with republican family members crying these days) as a result of the jerk-off joke.

yeah, the fact that her dad is an admitted criminal had nothing to do with it. grandpa says that "we have had to endure two years of unmitigated, outrageous falsehood directed at my son and his record of achievement on behalf of his clients and friends. the blood thirsty media, guilty of untold character assassinations during contemporary times, have even outdone themselves in their lust to create a cartoon which does not come close to resembling this fine man, my son."

does grandpa know that sonny plead guilty to these unmitigated falsehoods?

new osama bin laden tape: what we should glean from this is that osama and howard dean are the same. forget the fact that bin laden is still alive four years after all that "smoke 'em out" and "dead or alive" jive. bravo chris matthews, you are an inspiration.

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