Wednesday, August 03, 2005

irrational baboon's texas vacation

who wants a five-week vacation right now? anyone?

no work on nights and weekends, two hours in the middle of every day for exercise, and you still need off three months a year? must be alot of brush in need of clearing. i shouldn't criticize - it's a much less important job than any other in the country, plus he has a fax machine and, i'm told, a "phone". also a pen with which to sign things and make spirographs.

in france all citizens are granted five weeks off per year. call me a poodle-fucker, but in the summertime i'd be the poodle-fucker sleeping until 3.

i don't even know what i'd do with five weeks off in a row. probably the same thing i do every night: try to take over the world. but most likely a whole lot of nothing. and drinking.

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