the empire strikes back

reading the local arrests this morning i saw this:

WIlliams, Billy Dee, 42, 200 block of Smalley Road, fugitive.

fugitive... crimes against the empire? treason? an abhorrent haircut? wearing a black t-shirt at a bush town hall meeting?

and what parent names their child "william williams"?

billy dee was overheard saying "i'm just happy to be wanted again".