i just found out that britney spears is pregnant (proud that i staved off that knowledge this long). she's still a virgin though right? her dancer husband is still gay right? will the baby's boobies be all-natural? and more importantly, could i give less of a shit?
wal-mart is better on the weekends. i usually make it a point to avoid shopping on the weekend (or anytime, really) like grim death, but i had to go saturday. and my stars, the ladies are significantly better-looking on the weekend (customers, not employess). maybe that's a broad generalization (or a generalization about broads, thanks kevin smith), since it's the only time i've been to wm on a saturday in years.