- for mom and dad - kama sutra: a tale of love (a love of tail?)
- for navy pilot brother - modern marvels: plane crashes dvd
- for 90-year-old grandma - sex pistols boxed set, condoms
- for republican uncle - soundtrack: queer eye for the straight guy, middle finger
- for church-goer aunt - the da vinci code, abortion gift card, condoms
- for diabetic little cousin - pixie stix; sit back, watch the fun
any other ideas? must be inappropriate and awkward.
shwag i'd like to get for x-mas but will probably only end up giving to others and/or buying myself later:
- strangers with candy seasons 1 and 2 (i own, season 1 better)
- elf - more for the family, but funny
- arrested development season 1
- half.com gift certificate (best media prices)
- escort service gift certificate(s)... that would be super.
- da ali g show season 1
- flavored condoms - great stocking stuffer (ha), try a flavor besides "nasty latex"
- magazine subscriptions - get someone a subscription of what you think they should be reading, not what they want to read
- tylenol p.m. maximum strength, lots of it
- air america radio thong
album of the jour: television personalities privilege