louisiana is a fucking pitiful excuse for a civilizaztion with a 90% right-brained, no-brained, latenttly homosexual, homophobic, alcoholic, cholesterol-coagulated, short-sighted, bible-brandishing, penis-flapping, tit-flashing-for-plastic (and not amex plastic) , ackwards-bassed, misguided, inane, mambo-number-5, laissez les bon bon rouler you-got-a-purty-mouth head-in-the-sand inbred FUCKS on the planet... this state fucking sucks a fat baby's balls.
so does the country. americans are turning into neo-nazi facist fuck suckers who only respect the bible and money. actually, fuck the bible. just money.
oh please tell me elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck?
right now i can drop my pants, piss in your face and tell you it's raining and you will smile. right? i'll have to charge you for it, but i will let you pay me.
and thank god and our lord-saviour jesus christ that i can channel my rage through my brand new ak-47.
remember that south park episode where kyle develops a life-threatening raging hemorrhoid because really great things start happening to cartman?
i want to be swimming in the carribean with animals hiding behind the rocks.