Self-deprecation, quiet desperation, societal malapropisms, mild anthropophobia, inhalant-induced hallucinations
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
cell phone = silicon?
someone tell me what two old people lying in a hammock has to do with a cell phone (this is the model i bought, by the way). does this mean my cell phone will make me happy? and old? and wear pastels?
i hope not, i hate pastels. consequently, not a fan of easter either.
the idea of lounging in a hammock with a sugar momma isn't that unappealing, although i hope she's not in her late sixties as the lady in the picture appears to be.
is the old guy copping a feel? i hope my cell phone enables me to cop feels when it comes in. copping feels is great.
i apologize in advance... who were the ad wizards that came up with this one?
album of the jour: the primitives lovely
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Demographics. They're trying to pull in the geezers by showing them how they'll get laid if only they'd just buy a cell phone.
so there's this huge un-tapped demographic of horny senior citizens out there who want to get laid and hope that a cell will help?
hey, i'm young and i like getting laid. market to me why not? i have disposable income and raging hormones, come on ad wizards - i need attention!
Looks to me like they've put their Nokias in their pants and then turned them to 'vibrate'.
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Have you seen the rise in HIV infection among seniors? Okay, I'm not queen of statistics, but it's crazy. They're getting their freak on in the rest homes.
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